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June 12, 2008

Life imitates art.

Dang. Start by clicking HERE, for the first search-engine hit on MICHELLE OBAMA, as of the time of this posting.

Now look at the photo at Yahoo, where Michelle is with husband Barack. You can click on it to make it larger. Her expression bears an uncanny resemblance to another famous Michelle, IMHO:

Twin Michelles, both Married to the Mob?

Ha ha ha.

Seriously, READ THE ARTICLE. They're gonna shred poor Michelle Obama a new one. The paranoid power elitists really do want to control any independent-thinking person in a position of power, especially if she's a woman or a minority. Hey, do you think they'll make her swear allegiance to SKULL AND BONES, now that they've opened it up to women and minorities?

Welcome back to post-911 politics. Everything is up for grabs, including ethics. And, of course, the so-called right to free speech. Especially for candidates' wives who might have more than a few brain cells to rub together.

I mean, heck, wouldn't it be nice just to have a First Lady who didn't look like an also-ran for Annette Bening's "Real Estate Lady" role in American Beauty?

BTW, I called the Dems' race back on March 2. CLICK HERE for my commentary.




Wishing you a beautiful day,

Bill Brent


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June 11, 2008

the '70s, redux

DiscoInfernoSWV

in our pursuit
to get loose
we then forgot
to hang tight







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May 31, 2008

COMMERCE REDUX, or REDUCTIO AD COMMERCIUM

So I had a rather radical response to the events surrounding THIS POST, and I thought I would follow up a bit.

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I was all set to go to Traffic Court to fight my speeding ticket, using the strategy outlined HERE and HERE.

But then I got cold feet.

Well, not really. I mean, yes, I was scared enough that I was rehearsing at least some bit of my court appearance on a daily basis for weeks. And then I realized it was keeping me from writing. A lot of my creative thought was diverted into how I would stage what would probably end up being a two-minute appearance at the local police station in the town that issued the ticket.

I had backup strategies, even. I was all set to spend an afternoon touring and photographing signage for all the other school zones I could find in Puna and South Hilo districts, thus creating documentary evidence that the stretch of Hawaii State Highway 139 where I was busted did not display sufficient posting for a school zone. Aside from one easily missed speed limit sign, there is NO signage depicting kids in a crosswalk, the words "SCHOOL ZONE", or any such warning. No blinking yellow light. None of that.

But then I learned from the District Court here that I could not subpoena the traffic cop until after the judge had heard my case. In other words, I was not allowed to demand that the officer who had clocked me and pulled me over be brought in for questioning and made accountable, with full documentation supporting his evidence against me, until after an uninvolved third party (the judge) had most likely already ruled against me, based on my testimony at his hearing, which would be, in effect, bearing witness against myself. So I thought, "This system really sucks! And I could be writing instead."

And then I got the wild idea to put away the minivan.

In other words, to simply pay the ticket without:

- enduring bumper-to-bumper traffic on the one-lane highway leading to my appearance at the Kea'au police station on a Friday morning between 7:30 and 8:30 a.m.,
- spending an afternoon taking photos (and then an evening selecting, cropping, and printing the pics via computer),
- continuing to waste valuable writing time rehearsing my appearance,
- and, most importantly, suffering further anxiety and anger attacks.

It embarrasses me a bit to admit that I'd been having those attacks. I wasted my partner's time, and my weekly consultation time with my writing coach at least once on this stupid ticket matter. I tried detachment, afformations, conscious breathing, taking naps, going for walks, and still I felt rage and panic. Helpless anger. So maybe that's a personal limitation, but it's well within the range of ordinary human behavior.

A lot of my outrage had to do with the outrageous fine. If I had been knowingly breaking the speed limit, I don't think I would have felt quite so incensed at having to pay a $172 fine for a harmless infraction. I didn't damage anything or endanger anyone. This was a cut-and-dried case of a local gendarme ringing up the register for the county coffers. Based on my monthly disability income of less than $800, which goes for my rent and utilities, as well as occasional incidentals like, um food, this was a heavy hit to the checkbook.

Garaging the minivan, on the other hand, would allow me to save:

- roughly $100 on the vehicle insurance, given as a refund for the current six-month period,
- roughly $500 per year on fuel costs (averaging $40 per month; no, I don't drive much),
- the annual $500 for my bare-bones vehicle insurance before the inevitable rate increase;
- the annual $100 DMV vehicle fee,
- any risk of an accident in the vehicle.

So that's a savings of roughly $1,200 per year, based on my meager use of the minivan.

The real reason to fight a ticket, as many of us know, is to avoid taking the hit to one's insurance rates. Since I have such bare-bones coverage, mine would not have been too bad, but still would have cost me an additional estimated $330 over the next three years. Plus, the infraction appears on the insurance industry's database for a total of five years, which increases my rates if I want to switch insurance carriers, or need to, such as in the event of a move to a non-covered state.

Now, unlike many of us, I have the luxury of living with someone who drives, has a working vehicle, and already has me listed as a secondary driver on the insurance policy. So it's just a matter of my continuing to minimize my driving trips, pitching in for gas or the like now and then, and I'm covered.

Piggybankcrop So I paid the ticket at the District Court office in Hilo, using my credit card (might as well rack up a few air miles), just after the card's monthly closing date, so at least I'm getting the maximum cash flow possible before the pay-off hits. Meanwhile, I've already banked my policy cancellation refund check from the insurance company, which covers half the ticket's cost. The same day I got that check, I also made roughly $60 from unrelated, unexpected income. So, in other words, the fine is more or less covered.

The real lesson here extends beyond my rather trivial tale of woe. It's really about how each of us does business with the world, and how you can become more aware of the real cost of doing your business. Better awareness for you equals better choices on how you spend your money.

Now, I'm not saying all of us should rush out and garage our cars – for most of us, that would still be impractical – but it's important to recognize the hidden costs of ownership. Most of us, I believe, give far more of our paycheck to banks and insurance companies than we need to.

You see, the real cost-of-living increases for most Americans over the past three or four decades have come NOT in the area of consumer goods, but in two major areas: INSURANCE (health insurance, mostly) and HOUSING (mortgage payments, largely). You can find out about that HERE, on YouTube, in an informative presentation about the collapse of the American middle class. [NOTE: You can skip the first six minutes, since that is the introduction of the speaker and other formalities.] The speaker is Elizabeth Warren, who teaches contract law, bankruptcy, and commercial law at Harvard Law School.

- Health coverage goes to an insurance company (before I bit the bullet in 2003 and declared disability, I was paying about $600 a month in group coverage), and
- Mortgage payments go to a bank (in my case, I pay housing rent to someone who has a monthly mortgage to pay).

If Americans plan to make it through the next decade or so of economic woes with any semblance of our current quality of life intact, then we need to start looking now at how to cut back on ALL our costs of living, not just the obvious ones. Garaging my minivan seems a bit extreme, but so far, I've been making do without one for a month, and it hasn't significantly affected my quality of my life. On the other hand, once I factor in my estimated rate increase, I'm saving about $1,500 per year by NOT running a vehicle I was only getting minimal use from anyhow. That may not seem like much to someone who considers himself in the middle class, but for someone with an annual disability income of about $10,000, that is huge. I've just slashed my annual cost of living by 15 percent!

That is 15 percent per annum that I can now grow a bit of interest on, and which will enable me to travel from Hawaii to the mainland, whenever I need to. Yes, it would be easy to settle for being "poor," and to state that there is nothing I can do about it. But that's a defeatist perspective. I'd rather reframe my situation and state, "Okay, I'm going to adopt a Southeast Asian Immigrant Mentality." Here are some examples of how I am doing that, and so can you:

- keep rent cheap;
- cut expenses to the bone (especially any recurring ones);
- buy fresh or grow your own (it's healthier and cheaper);
- stay home (don't spend money on "keeping up appearances");
- keep your work ethic strong;
- develop your skills so you can make better money;
- remember that your opportunities here are better than elsewhere;
- eschew instant gratification for the promise of a better tomorrow;
- don't pay retail; shop in the discount markets when it saves you money;
- keep money circulating within your own community.
- and save some for a rainy day, preferably in an interest-bearing account, where it's not too easy to withdraw.


Remember when we used to call this Yankee frugality?

It's worth thinking about.




Wishing you a beautiful day,

Bill Brent


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May 23, 2008

I shudnt otta post this.

RILLY, I SHUDNT.

It's nonconsensual and possibly exploitive to a cherished companion, a member of my household whose trust I value highly. Plus, I value his privacy. So it's quite rude of me to post this picture to the World Wide Web, where anyone and his brother can witness my trusted friend in a socially awkward and highly compromised position.

Besides, who here really needs to see one more picture of a katz posted to teh Internetz?

And yet I cud not rezzist teh temptationz.

Oh, well.




Wishing you a beautiful day,

Bill Brent


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May 18, 2008

Combo organ oddness, part 2: follow-up to yesterday's post

Yes, I know you've all been wondering: "What if the Ventures took on 'Bohemian Rhapsody' by Queen?"


It might go something like this <--clicky thingy!

[backup link]


[NOTE: This is the only .mp3 link I've ever bookmarked on my computer under the "drugs" category.]


HERE is some of the backstory.

[backup link]


Further, one of the bandmembers of The Thurston Lava Tube states, "the middle section was created entirely using the Elka X705 (about 12 overdubs)," which is that, uh, challenging double keyboard used toward the end of the video in MY PREVIOUS POST.





Wishing you a beautiful day,

Bill Brent


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May 17, 2008

Er, um, uh, COMBO ORGANS, EXPLAINED! Sorta.

The blithe / cheeky quality of this British woman "explaining" the appeal of the combo organ, an instrument that many find starkly obnoxious, is endearing -- in much the same way that, over forty years after their debut, many others still find combo organs quite endearing.

Got that?

Oh, hell, then, just listen:


MORE ABOUT COMBO ORGANS, HERE. Better yet, a follow-up LitBoy.com post, HERE.


I've been busy on multiple projects this month (yet ANOTHER new novel, among other things, and it's going great guns). Thus I am resorting to this, the blogger's fall-back trick of diverting the readers' attention to others, in order to shield my current lack of blogging-type expressiveness.

Got that?



Wishing you a beautiful day,

Bill Brent


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May 08, 2008

I AM INWINCIBLE!

GAH.

I go for my usual half-hour walk around 5:30 p.m. It is my first time this week without any head covering, so of course I get hit by a raincloud about eight minutes in. I run most of the way back home. The rain stops. Frustrated but determined to do something with my now pumped-up heart energy, I yank our shovel out of the ground, where it has been propping up a new sapling purchased at last week's Plant It Hawaii sale; the young potted tree is prone to falling over until I can get it in the ground.

I start digging into the lava cinder soil in the corner of our front lawn, a hole I have been digging for the last several days. Eight inches down, I have hit solid rock, as with everywhere here, so I decide to go for width rather than depth. Something tells me that if I persist within this particular spot, I will be rewarded.

In frustration, I start banging the metal shovel head against the rock floor, chipping away at an angle. The floor starts to give, breaking up a bit to yield several chunks small enough to fit within my palm. I excavate the chunks, along with the copious lava cinder generated by my widening. Then I sense a larger, looser chunk of rock at the base of this hole -- the true mother lode here. By digging on all sides, and widening out the hole even further, I determine that this boulder is nearly a foot across and quite deep. If only I could get Madam Pele to give it up.

So I get a small trowel to prop this giant, loosening chunk on one side while I attempt to pry it out with the shovel. It is growing dark, and so far I have a few small rocks, several shovelfuls' worth of cinder, and one mosquito bite to show for my efforts. Yet I persist; this is no longer about a hole in the ground; it is about my frustration with the Hawaiian elements, and my fierce determination to move on with my life. I am tired of digging holes. I want this bounteous Hawaiian earth to sustain us, and I especially want to enjoy someday a tall glass of lemonade taken from the tree that I am resolved to plant within this niche.

Five minutes more, and I feel a small blister forming beneath these garden gloves. I dig into the earth with my fingers and yank at the boulder. It yields. The hole is now a good six inches deeper, enough at last to plant this lemon tree. It is dark now. Tomorrow I will return to put this tree into the hole and nurture it within Pele's stubborn yet fecund earth.

--BB ... Angry White Male?




Wishing you a beautiful day,

Bill Brent


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May 01, 2008

2008.05.01, Picture of the Day, Big Island of Hawaii

A LITTLE GREEN BIRD FLEW BY THIS MORNING.

Anyone care to I.D. this elusive one? He usually shows up around 8 a.m. Very fast, flies around the yard, and then disappears. It took me many months to get pictures this good. Not a lot bigger than a hummingbird. He is quite iridescent. Sometimes I see one or two of his kin flitting through the woods here and there late in the day.

UPDATE: This bird is a JAPANESE WHITE EYE. Thanks to Gary and Jacqui who both identified it quickly. Here are links to more pictures and info:

PICS

INFO

The last picture has no bird in it; this is just some kind of non-native tiny evergreen tree that was planted in a row outside this window. It is barely six feet tall, yet it looks huge when taken at such close range. It's funny how everything here looks enormous and Hawaiian when you have no context. And that's just the front lawn behind it.


By the way, I still owe pics from last month's Merrie Monarch Festival. I'll get back to those when I can; they're a lot of work and I've been trying to avoid aggravating my repetitive stress injury, so my blog time on the computer is catch-as-catch-can.



Wishing you a beautiful day,

Bill Brent


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April 24, 2008

Not quite blogging about the weather.

Checkout time is, um, yesterday.


No golf today, either.


So far we've been spared; generally, the winds blow away from here. Likewise, this area is rated as the highest risk zone on the island for lava flow, but the lava ain't flowing this way, either.




Wishing you a beautiful [koff, koff] day,

Bill Brent


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April 17, 2008

Link to Engineer's Guide to Cats

While we're still on this week's ever-popular themes of satire and cute cats, here's another video for you to enjoy -- roughly seven minutes on Man's Best Casual Acquaintance.

Aside from the overall execution of the core concept (outstanding), I love the 1960s Farfisa combo organ outro music over the closing credits. Nothing sounds quite like that. Well, unless it's a REALLY good simulation. (And now you know what kind of nerd *I* am. Well, one of several kinds, at least.)

And thus I pose to you a musical challenge: Can you name the heroic music that the producers of this video use to establish the mood, starting at 3:14 and ending at 3:40?

The first reader to post the correct answer (composer and title) to "Comments" below has the option of buying any item via the new link in the left sidebar, titled:

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...and receiving a $5 rebate from me on any purchase. I'll keep the contest open through April 20 and post the answer on April 21 if need be.

[FOLLOW-UP, May 17: Well, no one ever answered this one (shock!), so here's the answer: It is Verdi's Requiem. You can hear some clips of it HERE.]




Wishing you a beautiful day,

Bill Brent


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