Now what, you ask, could be better than a BURGLAR-BONKER?
Well, how about a ROBBER-STABBER?
yes Yes YES! you You YOU! could be the NEXT! proud OWNER! of this vintage 1963 teak wood bowling statue! (A statue such as this was often awarded in days of yore as a "bowling trophy" for successful league participation.)
Furthermore, you should know that in ancient Bowlingia -- "ancient" meaning, back around 1963 or so -- nearly every household had a Tiny Bowling Man posed near a sacred entryway, often a "Rumpus Room" or "Den," as a guardian sentry protector spirit against evil Beatniks and Mortgage Bankers! (Would I lie to you? Now would I say something that wasn't true?) So believe in the ancient Bowling Man, and he will protect you! With this giant spike! Right through the eye of any intrusive Beatnik or Robber Baron Banker! You can use the rounded easy-grip base with both hands for maximum control.
Or, order the Robber-Stabber Bowling Trophy WITH the Burglar-Bonker, and you can own BOTH, for just $32 postpaid in the USA! That's a savings of 20%, sports fans. Such a small price to give your home the protection it deserves. So buy it now!
Now, since this gorgeous addition to your retro lifestyle is only half the weight of the Burglar-Bonker Bowling Pin, it costs me much less to ship it to you! So you can save big on this beauty! Just $15 postpaid in the USA! Email me a note, and it's yours! (I'll send you a PayPal invoice you can pay from.)
Outside the USA? Please email me for a quote ... and be sure to include your ship-to address so that I can get you an accurate quote.
Wishing you a beautiful day,
[this page last updated: 2011.04.02, 2:32 p.m. Hawaii time]