The Adventures of LitBoy: Bill Brent's Blog

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Wishing you a beautiful (and pervy?) day,

Bill Brent

[this page last updated: 2009.07.10, 6:25 a.m. Hawaii time]

LitBoy.com is the brainchild of writer Bill Brent. If you enjoy this blog, please consider a donation in support of my work. You can either (1) send money via PayPal to info [!at] litboy [!dot] com, or better still, (2) use Revolution Money Exchange. Unlike PayPal, RME pays 100% of your donation. It's quick and easy!


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HOW TO QUIT YOUR DEAD-END JOB IN UNDER 2 MINUTES

[Note: This is based on an account of a successful job-quitting via phone by my friend Romy, otherwise known as "Leane Roffey Line".]

Highly Replaceable Worker Droid: Hello, Boss?

Boss-Type Unit: Hi, Droid.

Droid: Boss, I quit. Personal reasons.

Boss: But why?

Droid: Personal reasons. You get what I'm saying?

Boss: Nothing to do with the store?

Droid: Right. Tell me what I need to do next.

Boss: Well, I'll need back your name badge and your [employee discount card / I.D. card / etc.].

Droid: Okay. Next week sometime. I'm going out of town until then. I'll bring it by.

Boss: Okay.

[Droid hangs up.]

End of resignation.

Droid's significant other: Hallelujah. I don't think I'd have lasted as long as you did at that nut house.

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Wishing you a beautiful day (and a more care-free summer),

Bill Brent

[this page last updated: 2009.06.20, 6:45 a.m. Hawaii time]

LitBoy.com is the brainchild of writer Bill Brent. If you enjoy this blog, please consider a donation in support of my work. You can either (1) send money via PayPal to info [!at] litboy [!dot] com, or better still, (2) use Revolution Money Exchange. Unlike PayPal, RME pays 100% of your donation. It's quick and easy!


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All The World's Problems, Explained In One Simple Statement

Ah, suddenly I grasp the root of all contemporary problems.

Paraphrased from Thee Internet:

"books have been the greatest source of dissipation of knowledge known to mankind"

You see, it's all that drunken book-reading that has brought us to our knees.

[It's "dissemination," by the way (meaning distribution, dispersal) -- not "dissipation" ... which means, well, something else.]

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Wishing you a beautiful day,

Bill Brent

[this page last updated: 2009.05.20, 9:05 a.m. Hawaii time]

LitBoy.com is the brainchild of writer Bill Brent. If you enjoy this blog, please consider a donation in support of my work. You can either (1) send money via PayPal to info [!at] litboy [!dot] com, or better still, (2) use Revolution Money Exchange. Unlike PayPal, RME pays 100% of your donation. It's quick and easy!


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Doggone.

Today I received a $15 bonus from a client I wrote pet clothing ad copy for several weeks back: "Incredibly well done, and hugely appreciated!"

As far as I'm concerned, that's the best review my writing has gotten to date this year.

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Wishing you a beautiful day,

Bill Brent

[this page last updated: 2009.05.19, 6:50 a.m. Hawaii time]

LitBoy.com is the brainchild of writer Bill Brent. If you enjoy this blog, please consider a donation in support of my work. You can either (1) send money via PayPal to info [!at] litboy [!dot] com, or better still, (2) use Revolution Money Exchange. Unlike PayPal, RME pays 100% of your donation. It's quick and easy!


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dancing in the seats

...performed by graduates of the Amphetamine School of Acting?

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Wishing you a beautiful day,

Bill Brent

[this page last updated: 2009.02.04, 8:40 a.m. Hawaii time]

LitBoy.com is the brainchild of writer Bill Brent. If you enjoy this blog, please consider a donation in support of my work. You can either (1) send money via PayPal to info [!at] litboy [!dot] com, or better still, (2) use Revolution Money Exchange. Unlike PayPal, RME pays 100% of your donation. It's quick and easy!


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Unless otherwise indicated, all original materials here on LitBoy.com (writing, photos, drawings, graphics, etc.) belong to Bill Brent. If you want to re-use something here, Please Ask Me First. Higher resolution images are available, and sometimes additional unposted photos!