HOW TO QUIT YOUR DEAD-END JOB IN UNDER 2 MINUTES
[Note: This is based on an account of a successful job-quitting via phone by my friend Romy, otherwise known as "Leane Roffey Line".]
Highly Replaceable Worker Droid: Hello, Boss?
Boss-Type Unit: Hi, Droid.
Droid: Boss, I quit. Personal reasons.
Boss: But why?
Droid: Personal reasons. You get what I'm saying?
Boss: Nothing to do with the store?
Droid: Right. Tell me what I need to do next.
Boss: Well, I'll need back your name badge and your [employee discount card / I.D. card / etc.].
Droid: Okay. Next week sometime. I'm going out of town until then. I'll bring it by.
Boss: Okay.
[Droid hangs up.]
End of resignation.
Droid's significant other: Hallelujah. I don't think I'd have lasted as long as you did at that nut house.
Wishing you a beautiful day (and a more care-free summer),
Bill Brent
[this page last updated: 2009.06.20, 6:45 a.m. Hawaii time]
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