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June 16, 2009

VERBOXIOUS: the trouble with words. 2009.06.16

"mining the empty meanings between humankind's inarticulate breaths since 2007"


No, It's Not All Good.


Lying, cheating, and stealing are not good. Bullying others is not good. Bad things happening to basically kind people are definitely not good.

And, while I'm gassing on like a tired old crank here, how about bad things happening to plants and animals that are at the butt-end of humankind's ignorance, vanity, and greed?

I especially like the current definition #4 of "It's All Good" at THIS LINK at urbandictionary.com. Basically, it states everything I could have crammed into a full-length essay within this post.

(As Mark Twain is attributed with saying, "Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.")




Wishing you a beautiful day,

Bill Brent


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August 25, 2008

EVERYBODY'S RIGHT

EVERYBODY'S RIGHT


Everybody's telling me just
how to make the grade
how I should behave
just what I should say

("Obey, OK?")

Everybody's sure that something's
goin' wrong with me
'cause I don't agree
with what I should be

(that's what they say)

You can have yourself a fight
but everybody's right
You can argue half the night
but everybody's right

whose corrective?
who's objective?
Oh, perspective's
so selective

Everybody's sweet and light
until you find the hitch
trips the same ol' switch
Throws 'em in a ditch!

(then how they'll bitch)

Everybody's bark and bite
but everybody's right
Everybody's so uptight
but everybody's right

say it's my fault
say it's my loss
say it till you're
mental floss


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May 31, 2008

COMMERCE REDUX, or REDUCTIO AD COMMERCIUM

So I had a rather radical response to the events surrounding THIS POST, and I thought I would follow up a bit.

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I was all set to go to Traffic Court to fight my speeding ticket, using the strategy outlined HERE and HERE.

But then I got cold feet.

Well, not really. I mean, yes, I was scared enough that I was rehearsing at least some bit of my court appearance on a daily basis for weeks. And then I realized it was keeping me from writing. A lot of my creative thought was diverted into how I would stage what would probably end up being a two-minute appearance at the local police station in the town that issued the ticket.

I had backup strategies, even. I was all set to spend an afternoon touring and photographing signage for all the other school zones I could find in Puna and South Hilo districts, thus creating documentary evidence that the stretch of Hawaii State Highway 139 where I was busted did not display sufficient posting for a school zone. Aside from one easily missed speed limit sign, there is NO signage depicting kids in a crosswalk, the words "SCHOOL ZONE", or any such warning. No blinking yellow light. None of that.

But then I learned from the District Court here that I could not subpoena the traffic cop until after the judge had heard my case. In other words, I was not allowed to demand that the officer who had clocked me and pulled me over be brought in for questioning and made accountable, with full documentation supporting his evidence against me, until after an uninvolved third party (the judge) had most likely already ruled against me, based on my testimony at his hearing, which would be, in effect, bearing witness against myself. So I thought, "This system really sucks! And I could be writing instead."

And then I got the wild idea to put away the minivan.

In other words, to simply pay the ticket without:

- enduring bumper-to-bumper traffic on the one-lane highway leading to my appearance at the Kea'au police station on a Friday morning between 7:30 and 8:30 a.m.,
- spending an afternoon taking photos (and then an evening selecting, cropping, and printing the pics via computer),
- continuing to waste valuable writing time rehearsing my appearance,
- and, most importantly, suffering further anxiety and anger attacks.

It embarrasses me a bit to admit that I'd been having those attacks. I wasted my partner's time, and my weekly consultation time with my writing coach at least once on this stupid ticket matter. I tried detachment, afformations, conscious breathing, taking naps, going for walks, and still I felt rage and panic. Helpless anger. So maybe that's a personal limitation, but it's well within the range of ordinary human behavior.

A lot of my outrage had to do with the outrageous fine. If I had been knowingly breaking the speed limit, I don't think I would have felt quite so incensed at having to pay a $172 fine for a harmless infraction. I didn't damage anything or endanger anyone. This was a cut-and-dried case of a local gendarme ringing up the register for the county coffers. Based on my monthly disability income of less than $800, which goes for my rent and utilities, as well as occasional incidentals like, um food, this was a heavy hit to the checkbook.

Garaging the minivan, on the other hand, would allow me to save:

- roughly $100 on the vehicle insurance, given as a refund for the current six-month period,
- roughly $500 per year on fuel costs (averaging $40 per month; no, I don't drive much),
- the annual $500 for my bare-bones vehicle insurance before the inevitable rate increase;
- the annual $100 DMV vehicle fee,
- any risk of an accident in the vehicle.

So that's a savings of roughly $1,200 per year, based on my meager use of the minivan.

The real reason to fight a ticket, as many of us know, is to avoid taking the hit to one's insurance rates. Since I have such bare-bones coverage, mine would not have been too bad, but still would have cost me an additional estimated $330 over the next three years. Plus, the infraction appears on the insurance industry's database for a total of five years, which increases my rates if I want to switch insurance carriers, or need to, such as in the event of a move to a non-covered state.

Now, unlike many of us, I have the luxury of living with someone who drives, has a working vehicle, and already has me listed as a secondary driver on the insurance policy. So it's just a matter of my continuing to minimize my driving trips, pitching in for gas or the like now and then, and I'm covered.

Piggybankcrop So I paid the ticket at the District Court office in Hilo, using my credit card (might as well rack up a few air miles), just after the card's monthly closing date, so at least I'm getting the maximum cash flow possible before the pay-off hits. Meanwhile, I've already banked my policy cancellation refund check from the insurance company, which covers half the ticket's cost. The same day I got that check, I also made roughly $60 from unrelated, unexpected income. So, in other words, the fine is more or less covered.

The real lesson here extends beyond my rather trivial tale of woe. It's really about how each of us does business with the world, and how you can become more aware of the real cost of doing your business. Better awareness for you equals better choices on how you spend your money.

Now, I'm not saying all of us should rush out and garage our cars – for most of us, that would still be impractical – but it's important to recognize the hidden costs of ownership. Most of us, I believe, give far more of our paycheck to banks and insurance companies than we need to.

You see, the real cost-of-living increases for most Americans over the past three or four decades have come NOT in the area of consumer goods, but in two major areas: INSURANCE (health insurance, mostly) and HOUSING (mortgage payments, largely). You can find out about that HERE, on YouTube, in an informative presentation about the collapse of the American middle class. [NOTE: You can skip the first six minutes, since that is the introduction of the speaker and other formalities.] The speaker is Elizabeth Warren, who teaches contract law, bankruptcy, and commercial law at Harvard Law School.

- Health coverage goes to an insurance company (before I bit the bullet in 2003 and declared disability, I was paying about $600 a month in group coverage), and
- Mortgage payments go to a bank (in my case, I pay housing rent to someone who has a monthly mortgage to pay).

If Americans plan to make it through the next decade or so of economic woes with any semblance of our current quality of life intact, then we need to start looking now at how to cut back on ALL our costs of living, not just the obvious ones. Garaging my minivan seems a bit extreme, but so far, I've been making do without one for a month, and it hasn't significantly affected my quality of my life. On the other hand, once I factor in my estimated rate increase, I'm saving about $1,500 per year by NOT running a vehicle I was only getting minimal use from anyhow. That may not seem like much to someone who considers himself in the middle class, but for someone with an annual disability income of about $10,000, that is huge. I've just slashed my annual cost of living by 15 percent!

That is 15 percent per annum that I can now grow a bit of interest on, and which will enable me to travel from Hawaii to the mainland, whenever I need to. Yes, it would be easy to settle for being "poor," and to state that there is nothing I can do about it. But that's a defeatist perspective. I'd rather reframe my situation and state, "Okay, I'm going to adopt a Southeast Asian Immigrant Mentality." Here are some examples of how I am doing that, and so can you:

- keep rent cheap;
- cut expenses to the bone (especially any recurring ones);
- buy fresh or grow your own (it's healthier and cheaper);
- stay home (don't spend money on "keeping up appearances");
- keep your work ethic strong;
- develop your skills so you can make better money;
- remember that your opportunities here are better than elsewhere;
- eschew instant gratification for the promise of a better tomorrow;
- don't pay retail; shop in the discount markets when it saves you money;
- keep money circulating within your own community.
- and save some for a rainy day, preferably in an interest-bearing account, where it's not too easy to withdraw.


Remember when we used to call this Yankee frugality?

It's worth thinking about.




Wishing you a beautiful day,

Bill Brent


[this page last updated: 2008.06.01, 2:55 a.m. Hawaii time]


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May 08, 2008

I AM INWINCIBLE!

GAH.

I go for my usual half-hour walk around 5:30 p.m. It is my first time this week without any head covering, so of course I get hit by a raincloud about eight minutes in. I run most of the way back home. The rain stops. Frustrated but determined to do something with my now pumped-up heart energy, I yank our shovel out of the ground, where it has been propping up a new sapling purchased at last week's Plant It Hawaii sale; the young potted tree is prone to falling over until I can get it in the ground.

I start digging into the lava cinder soil in the corner of our front lawn, a hole I have been digging for the last several days. Eight inches down, I have hit solid rock, as with everywhere here, so I decide to go for width rather than depth. Something tells me that if I persist within this particular spot, I will be rewarded.

In frustration, I start banging the metal shovel head against the rock floor, chipping away at an angle. The floor starts to give, breaking up a bit to yield several chunks small enough to fit within my palm. I excavate the chunks, along with the copious lava cinder generated by my widening. Then I sense a larger, looser chunk of rock at the base of this hole -- the true mother lode here. By digging on all sides, and widening out the hole even further, I determine that this boulder is nearly a foot across and quite deep. If only I could get Madam Pele to give it up.

So I get a small trowel to prop this giant, loosening chunk on one side while I attempt to pry it out with the shovel. It is growing dark, and so far I have a few small rocks, several shovelfuls' worth of cinder, and one mosquito bite to show for my efforts. Yet I persist; this is no longer about a hole in the ground; it is about my frustration with the Hawaiian elements, and my fierce determination to move on with my life. I am tired of digging holes. I want this bounteous Hawaiian earth to sustain us, and I especially want to enjoy someday a tall glass of lemonade taken from the tree that I am resolved to plant within this niche.

Five minutes more, and I feel a small blister forming beneath these garden gloves. I dig into the earth with my fingers and yank at the boulder. It yields. The hole is now a good six inches deeper, enough at last to plant this lemon tree. It is dark now. Tomorrow I will return to put this tree into the hole and nurture it within Pele's stubborn yet fecund earth.

--BB ... Angry White Male?




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March 30, 2008

OUR SAD COMMERCE

Earlier this week, I spent the entire day, and a fair amount of the night (blessed be insomnia) doing online research to debate a speeding ticket I got in mid-March.

When A Highway Is Not A Highway

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I got my ticket on Hawaii State Highway 139, better known as Old Keaau-Pahoa Road. The posted speed limit on that road is 25 MPH, a fact that is easy to miss when you turn off Highway 130 (the main highway, speed limit 55MPH), drive around a 20 MPH bend (see picture 1), and onto a wide straightaway that looks very much like a busy, mixed-use street in California that would have a speed limit of at least 35 MPH. (See picture 2.) In fact, it is difficult to drive on Highway 139 at 25 MPH. In order to maintain such a slow rate of travel on this road, one must use the brake pedal nearly constantly to compensate for the inherent forward momentum of most vehicles.

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A school sits quite a distance back from Highway 139, and is therefore hard to see. The single northbound speed limit sign is small and white, and likewise terribly nondescript. By contrast, there are two speed limit signs in the southbound direction, and they are much harder to miss.

The weather was dry and clear. My time of travel was mid-morning. There was not a pedestrian in sight along the entire corridor. Thus, no one was in danger from my rate of travel, which was commensurate with every other car on my side of the highway.

Of course, none of this common-sense judgment counts when you are cited for a speeding infraction. Issuing a ticket for a non-harmful moving violation is an example of an absolute remedy. (Click HERE to see what I think of those.)

So what we have here is the classic speed trap. Now, most of us have been caught in one of these at some point in our driving history, and we've wished that the attending officer would have a heart and let us off with a warning. No such luck, in my case. I was issued a ticket  for driving over 40 in a 25 MPH zone.

And he got me, fair and square, right?

No. It's completely covert, and completely unfair. The whole vehicle industry is in on the chase. It's all about the money. This sad commerce encompasses everyone from the municipalities to the judicial system to the insurance corporations to the car manufacturers to the law enforcement agencies.

You and I, whom they treat as people (i.e., citizens and customers) when they want to sell us their products or collect our taxes, are actually, in spirit, the pigeons in their sights, the dumb clucks in their slaughterhouse, the innocent ducks in their shooting blinds. Pulling over motorists like us, who have unknowingly run afoul of the law, and penalizing to the tune of $172 for a first offense, is unconscionable.

But that's not where it ends. According to my insurer, it will cost me an additional estimated $330 in increased insurance rates over the next three years if I do not fight this ticket and prevail. So now we are over $500 in total losses.

How cold. But them's the choices.

A rather novel option, and an extreme one which I am likely to take regardless of the outcome, entails removing my plates from the vehicle and tendering them to the folks at Hawaii DMV. This allows me to cancel the policy altogether. It also uncomplicates my life yet again, because when I choose this option, no longer will I have to buy gas for this vehicle, pay its annual registration fee, finance its maintenance, or support Hawaii's hefty insurance premiums. I figure that this can save me roughly $1,500 over the next eighteen months. End of the chase.

So perhaps one absolute remedy deserves another. Any tax that is applied absolutely, regardless of income, is a REGRESSIVE TAX. This applies to the issuance of speeding tickets, a great example of how absolute power corrupts absolutely. When the remedy is handed down to us from on high, as if it were our heads on a platter, an absolute remedy is probably the only way to fight back – from the bottom up. Opt out.

But back to the present case. I have spent over twenty hours this week studying various defenses against the court's upholding the validity of this ticket. It would certainly be easier to pay the $172 and the increased insurance premiums, and get on with my life. For "my life," however, the total penalty is equal to one month's rent, which is also 60% of my monthly disability income.

Now, many people could not afford to take the time off work to go to court and fight this ticket, and their chances of prevailing would be slim at best. So perhaps I should be grateful for the "option" of disrupting my sleep over the next five or six weeks while I rehearse my day in court. Well, no. I'm not grateful for yet another "learning experience" that has nothing to do with safety and security, and everything to do with PREDATORY CONTROL

.

In fact, I was only on Highway 139 because I was running an errand as a favor for a family member. So much for good deeds, eh?

Nah. I'm not  really bitter, just wiser. Society's questionable institutions just keep pushing me further and further beyond the margins of ordinary social reality, and into a strange and lonely limbo. Fortunately, I am content for now to keep my own company. I am also lucky that our family has another vehicle I can use on the rare occasions henceforth when I need to venture out of my reclusive residence here in the forest primeval. So we'll go with that for a while and see how it works out.

Besides, one less car on the road means one less tiny contribution to the oil crisis, and global warming, or whatever you want to call it when GLACIER NATIONAL PARK is well on its way to losing its namesake glaciers and becoming merely a generic "National Park."

But I digress. The real point is, our society will have one less player in the sad game of commerce that passes for our authentic experience. Let the freeze-out begin. May the glaciers prevail

- - - - -

1. My related links:

   (a) UNCOMPLICATE MY LIFE, part 1

   (b) UNCOMPLICATE MY LIFE, part 2

2. Other related traffic citation links:

   (a) This page provides an introduction to laser technology, as used to clock moving vehicles. The TIPMRA site is broad, and apparently one of the few legitimate sites to help prepare a defense against a speeding ticket. Surf around a bit and read at least this and the next two pages. (TIPMRA is "armpit" spelled backwards; thus it's a play on the phrase "the long arm of the law.")

TIPMRA has a for-pay section as well. My own opinion is that TIPMRA has its bills to pay; however, if the basic information you need is widely available on the Web for free, then you should not have to pay for it. Buyers beware any emotionally based appeals to your pocketbook. You're in deep enough already, right?

- NOTE: I paid for what appeared to be the best of these fee-based services and was not impressed. I have since requested a refund of my $19.95. Most of these sites will also try to sell you a radar detector, which will do little if any good to protect you against a laser-emitting device. Plus, they can't really keep the information current and locale-specific anyhow, particularly for laser-based citations, as more and more states grant "judicial notice" to laser citations. ("Judicial notice" means: evidence beyond dispute). It's all spy versus spy, it all costs money, and thus it all will complicate your life. So why bother?

    (b) SPEED TRAP EXCHANGE is a site run as a service by the National Motorists Association (a fee-based membership organization starting at about $3 per month) where visitors can post what they believe are speedtraps. Check out SPEED TRAP LISTINGS to read up on speed traps in your area, listed by state, then click around on the rest of the site. NMA also keeps a blog, which you can read by clicking HERE.

- Read it and weep -- however, forewarned is forearmed.

P.S. "An ounce of prevention" advice: If you get a traffic ticket, start shopping around for competitive rates on your auto insurance. The insurance industry's databases are connected nationwide, so if one company knows you are looking, they all do. So if your insurer knows you are looking for a better deal, it may prevent them from increasing your rate.




Wishing you a beautiful day,

Bill Brent


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